Functional with Flair

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

"Your date of conception was on or about 12 September 1983 which was a Monday".

Ew.

"As of 5/28/2006 10:56:11 AM EDT: You are 693,658,571 seconds old. Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.14207436399217 years old".