Sunday, February 27, 2005

My new car needs a new name!

I got a new car! Well, new to me. If you haven’t already heard, the Mazda BUG....



....died on me this last Tuesday.

It taught many people to drive stick, it carried me all around since high school, and it’s unreliability created many adventures. But it’s time to move on. The Mazda BUG is now up for someone else to have and in it’s place I’ve got a pretty little zippy hyundai ‘04. Check us out!



Aren’t we just so cute together?

Now it needs a name.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

The Million Dollar Man!

Work is always such fun. Today’s guest… the Million Dollar Man! He’s so cranky about his creamy soup too.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Today I sat in the front for the ground floor windows, in the Journalism building, watching people through the one way glass windows. It's interesting watching people walk right in front of me, oblivious, without making any eye contact. With today’s temperatures at a chilly 23 degrees, I decided to gauge how far each individual person walked manly based on the degree of pink in their cheeks. Of course I’m taking into consideration a few variables—- general health, dress, estimated weight of book bag and weather or not they’re carrying a hot drink or not.

The red head that just walked in front of me—- 10lbs overweight, appropriate dress, 30lb+ book bag, no hot drink, cheeks = very rosy. Estimated distance walked = 3/4 of a mile.

Next guess-- man in shorts. Ideal weight, appropriate dress, no book bag, not hot drink, cheeks = hardly rosy. Estimated distance walked = 50 feet. Probably just came from Larkin’s rec center.

I’m so good.

Care of Spark’s Carnage… if we’re still calling it the carnage:

Book Game by Texas Biscuit

Here are the rules:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

“The problem had emerged in various forms. Gillie had been unable to track down the assistants Burt spoke of in his sturdy. And there was an odd omission of essential methodological details from Burt’s reports and the citations for the details to sources that proved elusive.”

How Science Works – John D. Norton

I know that sounds just oh soooo interesting, but it’s a text book from Geoff’s stat’s class. Sorry, but it was the closest book.

Monday, February 21, 2005

A few days ago I pulled into my regular parking spot downtown, on a slight hill, and put up the brake on my beautiful Mazda. I sat there for just a moment before turning and looking at the car beside me. It was pulling out! It was an empty car and it was reversing from its parking spot all on its own! Then I realized it was really me, that my brakes suck and I was rolling down hill into god only knows what. That happens all too often. Then last night my car broke down…. again. That also happens all too often.

The other day I went for about 35 hours without sleep and about 24 without food. Not fun. But thankfully that doesn’t happen all too often. But now I’m eating chocolate and all is well.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Gah! I just downloaded Burst! for the first time since I've had my laptop, and... and... gah! Since when is suprnova.com a paysite?! I want free torrents? What are all the broke kids using nowadays? I want free movies, damn it all to hell! Whaaaaa!


Hun, when you type “pop culture” in google you only get 7 results. That’s odd.

But when I type in “backwards mother humping space ship” I get… 0 results. Okay. Fine.

Monday, February 7, 2005

I am in great need of some decent .jpg’s of a Darwin fish and a Jesus fish for my english presentation... and google isn’t helping. Anyone got fish up their sleeves? I will pounce accordingly for payment.

Shamelessly stolen from Pop

Othello
Not big on trust, eh?


What is Your Shakespearian Tragic Flaw?
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I'm not paranoid am I? AM I?!?!?!

Wow, I have a midterm this evening and a five page essay to come up with. I'm kinda unprepared....uhhh.... I have nothing.