Hello dear world of possibly only other sick people because those are the only people in their right minds that would be up at 4am,

Collapsing chests suck. And freezing fevers… those suck too.

I wish I saw this sign more often.

A quick lesson:

A lesson in lame-ass upholstery:

I have the most uncomfortable computer chair in all of pained-ass from bad-computer-chair history. It originally had a little black cover on the seat cushion (cushion in this instance = particle board covered with cloth). Then awhile ago I covered it in some gray and black animal print.




And apparently, at that time, went through a phase of unhealthy attachment to my dad’s staple gun.







After all the staples were out I grabbed half a bag of stuffing and mashed it all onto the seat.




Then the fuzzy blue material got wrapped around it all and I had a chance to STAPLE MORE!



The finished product. Squishy.



My ass is happy just thinking about it.