Smile, be happy

I’ve had a very euphoric kind of day today. No reason either. At least I don’t really know of one. I just woke up happy, did chores happily, and drove an hour to Columbus happily. I’m just very happy for some reason. On the drive down I played Jennifer Lopez’s song “Get Right” over and over and over and over again (I know, please God, forgive me). And yes, I was jamming. There was all manner of heads a bobbing, hands a waving, shoulders a bouncing, and hair a swaying. I looked like a very happy fool. I smiled and waved and danced for everyone one I saw in their cars on the freeway. And then I got thinking about how desperately I want to go sky diving again. Wow, I REALLY want to. I’ve got the urge, just not the money. But I figure in about three or four months when it’s warm enough to go again, I’ll win the lotto. Even broke, I’m still just very, very happy today.

I'm a vanilla iced chocolate cake! Or… a vanilla iced German cake!

I think I’m an old black man on the inside. Sure, a very dorky white chick on the outside, but I’ve got old black man on the inside… and in the non-dirty kind of way. After watching this I’ve discovered the wonders of zydeco. Awwwwww yeah. Search for zydeco on your favorite musical theft program and download it all! It’s so good. On further thought… maybe I’m an old lumpy German salt miner. Hummmm…

YAWN

You are sleep deprived and most likely named Kayt if:

You find yourself trying to wash off the bags under your eyes as if they’re yesterdays makeup.

You eat cold ravioli from the can (with the pop top, not the kind that requires a can opener) while bathing in the morning to save time so you can ultimately sleep in.

When you add together the hours of sleep you’ve gotten in the last four days, it is equal to or less than the amount of sleep you should be getting in one night.

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Geoff downloaded the first episode of Carnivale and we kinda skimmed through it… so far neither of us is optimistic. I was expecting more dark eeeep, eck, squirm, gah and oh Christ, and I think Geoff was looking for something a little deeper, not so straight forward. Any feedback on what we’re not seeing? Or what’s gonna happen in the next few episodes?

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I had my very own Kaylee-esque experience tonight. I laughed and joked and kissed and tumbled around with my boyfriend then ate a whole little bundle of strawberries with sugar. It was quite pleasant.

Hip hip... yay....

What a perfect day… a.k.a. yesterday.

1st off, my car broke down on the way over to Geoff’s and I had to get it towed.
Then I found out that my Uncle passed away.
Then, lots of little “fun” things.
And lastly, I got pulled over for speeding.

Yay, again… yay.

I HAVE PARKING!

I HAVE PARKING!

My whole pretty college life has been done on a satellite campus with big parking lots, guaranteed spots, and a maximum of five minutes walking time to and fro, but now… da da dum, I’m down on main! Well… for one class at least. Now with the scariness of gazillion students also comes the realization that they all have a gazillion cars and are probably not procrastinators and have already purchased parking permits the 10 days before class like they’re supposed to and that get them to spend insane amounts of money to park away from anything or anyone… but at least it’s somewhere. Now me…. I didn’t do that. I waited till the last possible moment, didn’t spend gobs of money, and somehow managed to get a really, really, good spot. And it’s mine! I’m so greedy. I’m going to be parking at a church that’s right near Geoff’s apartment (another good reason to have the spot). To get to class I can just walk past a few little apartments till I hit the main street, cross it, walk down past a few college halls, turn the corner, and there’s my class. Yay.

I HAVE PARKING!

Evolution in my textbook gave me Gonorrhea!

If it isn’t already known to anyone that reads this, let me just say, I’m not a religious person. I don’t believe in a higher power, and while I’m open minded, at this point in my life I consider myself a firm believer in the theory of evolution. And, despite the fact that I don’t believe it’s true, I am fascinated by religion. So, here’s a little site I feel I must share… still not sure if it’s a spoof site or not because what they’re saying is so incredibly ridiculous, in my opinion.

http://www.theyoungearth.com/ayoungearth/id42.html

“Let us examine the "benefits" of evolutionary science in our textbooks.
SINCE 1963: (source-Wallbuilders,Inc 817 441-6044)
-Gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted disease, has increased by 226%”

Evolution in my textbook gave me Gonorrhea! Come one. Are they kidding?

“Evolution is key to corrupt forms of government such as communism and socialism.”

Evolution made my country communist and gave me gonorrhea!

“There is no evidence for evolution and we have never observed one kind of animal change into another kind of animal.”

That is total ignorance. Next I want to hear “Evolution says that you come from a chimpanzee, and before that, slime!!” Cripes. It doesn’t happen in just a few days! How can these people argue something they have absolutely no idea of? Ah, but at least it amuses.

I spoke to Geoff yesterday about his little excursion to Malaysia and heard that Firefly has reached Malaysia’s black market DVD ring. The entire series, extras included, is for sale for about two Sing-dollars.

Also, I'm in desperate need for e-hugs. I'll be crying in #firefly soon enough, you'll all know the news.