Functional with Flair

I just learned an interesting little tid bit about myself. My first reaction to fear is to roll my eyes. I found this out moments ago when a little kid started bloody screaming as it ran down the hall. First reaction: roll eyes. Second reaction: run out of the office and grab child to inspect for bleeding or dripping brain contents coming from some major wound. Third reaction: “Shut up!” I then repressed that third reaction and went straight to number four: “Sorry, no running, honey. And you’re gonna have to be quiet, we have some people still sleeping in the hotel.”