The internet has been done.

Hello world. I’m sitting here trying to pass the time away in the best way possible—by surfing the net. I’ve hit all my favorite blogs, checked all three e-mail accounts, peeked in on my bank accounts, poked through facebook.com, looked for new updates on favorite sites and now I’m finished. I have nothing left to do. Geoff and I went to Steak and Shake for some late lunch this afternoon. It’s about the first time we’ve been to this place since I got sick and threw up on the street right before we had planned to go back to his place and make out. But we were hungry today so we threw caution to the wind and went. Well now he’s belly up and sick in bed and I’m here… alone… left to my own devices… abandoned with only the internet… the vast lonely internet… and I’ve finished it. I’ve finished the internet. And now I don’t have anything left to do.