A little test…

In the last forty eight hours I…?

A. Touched an Indian man’s underwear.
B. Drove through snow, hail, rain, and beautiful 72 degree weather.
C. Pissed in the boys bathroom.
D. Made friends with three lesbian women over forty.
E. Unintentionally fasted.
F. Got 16 hours of sleep one night then got 1 and a half hours the next night.
G. Learned to speak a little Mandarin.
H. Talked about porn for over seven hours straight.
I. Was nicknamed “smiley” by around twenty corporate businessmen.
J. Discovered a heard of buffalo.
K. Counted over thirty squished animals in less than forty minutes of driving.
L. Heard on the radio: “Jesus is like so cool, he’s always there for you, he doesn’t judge, Jesus just wants to be your friend.” and said out loud, “no, I think Jesus just wants in my pants.”
M. Hung out in the OSU library for almost 12 hours.
N. Taught someone to drive stick shift at 3 a.m.
O. Set off two fire alarms, sadly, without fire.
P. Or, all of the above.

First off, be glad this wasn’t a fill in the blank kind of question. Second, if you answered “P”, you answered correct. Yay, a gold star for you!

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